Monday, October 29, 2007

Holy Toledo !!!

Here's a post to share information about the Carolyn roadtrip. I've dubbed it rustbelt '07, but another name would work too. I also thought about using a line from the White Stripe song about Detroit (since we're basically going to Detroit Suburbs), but I'm totally open. Anyway, my first blurb:

Excerpt about Toledo:

Tony Packo’s Cafe –1902 Front Street. This cafe gained national recognition
through the frequent references made by cross-dressing Corporal Max Klinger in
the M*A*S*H TV series. The signature item on the menu is the Hungarian hot dog,
which is made with sausage and a secret sauce.
http://www.travel-library.com/holidays/north_america/usa/ohio/toledo/

Saturday, October 27, 2007

Apples Are Amazing


Roadtrip! Stribling Orchards is home to amazing apples, cinnamon apple scones, and fresh apple cider. Located in Markham, VA they are also a gateway to a scenic byway. It was a pretty cool trip - the leaves were changing, the cows and horses were out in the fields, and there were plenty of rolling hills to make it picturesque. We also stopped at a little 19th century church and walked through their graveyard. Overall, western Virginia is a recommended puddlejump if you're ever in the area.

Thursday, October 25, 2007

How to Lose the Yankee Vote Or my note to Giuliani


So, you're a mayor of one of the biggest baseball cities in the world. You are from that city, you claim to be a life-long fan of the baseball team, you wear their gear and love to tell the story that you got beat up for wearing a Yankees cap in Brooklyn, you go to their games even after you're out of office, and you claim you're rooting for their biggest rival in the World Series because you're an AL fan? That's the lamest excuse since Sen. Craig went prowling at the Minnesota Airport.
Even if you narrowly escaped the big sleep by a 3-2 vote(which somehow ups your cool factor), you're dead to me, and many, many other Yankee fans. I cut Mitt some slack for changing his views on certain issues, but this? Even if New Hampshire primaries are coming up, this is unforgiveable flip-flopping!!! Oh why do I care? I'm more or less a Democrat.

Wednesday, October 24, 2007

75 And Counting Down the Minutes


The NCLEX is finished - for better or for worse. I was photographed, fingerprinted, shook down, and escorted to my testing station (by very nice Pearson Center employees) for 75 questions to determine whether or not I can practice as a nurse. I spent last night looking up stuff on the internet from people that failed the test as a way to pre-emptively console myself that it was going to be okay if I sucked it up a little.


So with 75 questions, I either passed with flying colors or failed miserably. The beauty of the test design is that you can't tell which you did because everyone finishes only answering 50% of the questions correctly. The key is that you finish at 50% on a higher difficulty level. For more on that you can read about the test here. Surprisingly, reading about other people that had failed was comforting.

With 24 hours until I find out if I passed, I decided to list a few things that involve the prodigious number 75:

1) 75% - a Gentleman's C. Good enough to get you out of Yale and elected to high national office.

2) 75 years ago, the Dow Jones Industrial Average reached its lowest level in the Great Depression (you can only go up from here!)

3) In '75, Jaws debuted (and most of the characters survived).

4) Rhenium the 75th element is one of the 10 most expensive metals on earth (if Wikipedia is to be believed).

5) Mona Shaw is a 75 year-old retired nurse from Virginia that smashed up her local Comcast office with a hammer. While we don't condone violence, we commend Mona for her sitcom-esque flourish. Double points if she told the customer service rep "Fo' Shizzle My Nizzle!"

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Ziering!!!


I'm going through all my music and listening to all the stuff that I never listen to and have discovered some bands I didn't even know I had. Including the Flaming Lips. Turns out the Flaming Lips made a memorable appearance on Beverly Hills 90210 where Ian Ziering's character said "You know, I've never been a big fan of alternative music, but these guys rocked the house!" What a tool.

To see this amazing lip synched performance - with some awesome head bobbing to the beat by Ian Ziering - check out this Youtube link.

Also, I thought I would put in a plug for allmusic.com, which gave me the information to track down this rare sellout performance. Allmusic is a comprehensive database of musicians, their discographies, and bios of the bands. Nothing says love like comprehensive geekiness.

Monday, October 22, 2007

This is the Part Where I Apologize For Jinxing the Indians


Yes, the Red Sox are going to the Series. Apparently their pitching staff is more resilient than Lazarus. And the Indian's batters are streakier than Nancy Grace's hair.


So that should teach me that making predictions on my blog is a bad idea. But, what are blogs for if not putting down bad ideas. Prediction: Rockies sweep the series (because if they go to game 7, they're sure to lose). Prediction: I'm going to eat my words in a week.

48 hours to Game 1 and the NCLEX. Game on!

Saturday, October 20, 2007

Jason Schwartzman Knows My Name


As long as I change my name to Sylvia.

The Darjeeling Limited played last night in Georgetown and afterwards Jason Schwartzman (yes Max Fischer himself) came to answer questions.

Best question of the night: mine of course. Because Schwartzman renamed me Sylvia as he chose me to ask a question. I could get used to that name. There's lots of famous Sylvia's in the world: Sylvia Plath, Sylvia ummm....

Most moronic question of the night: "I noticed the Ipod is different between the Hotel Chevalier [the short prologue film] and The Darjeeling Limited. Is that character driven?" All I can say is best fan ever!

So the movie: gorgeous, quirky, touching. And I almost cried. If you see the movie, you'll know which scene I'm talking about. The movie reminded me of all the scariness of traveling; hurtling down a track in a foreign country trying to locate yourself on a map so you can get off on the right stops to get to the must see sites. Trying to connect to a foreign culture and the other travelers around you. Inevitably, the most memorable parts of the trip come when your itinerary is blown to hell.
Darjeeling is not everybody's cup of tea (it's definitely not a Diet Coke). According to Schwartzman, the film was a very personal journey for the writers and I think it's the same for those watching it.

Other observations about the film: 1) The race for the train was a fantastic opening sequence. 2) Favorite line: "I like the way this country smells. Kind of spicy." 3) Why is Adrien Brody so hot in all his gangly dorkiness? and 4) The mustache looks surprisingly at home on Schwartzman's face. Anyway, long live Sylvia!


Friday, October 19, 2007

In Honor of October


October is home to baseball playoffs and breast cancer awareness. In honor of both, some teenagers in Kansas came up with the best t-shirt in history. Unfortunately, their school banned sales of the shirt because it was too cool (or some other BS reason that had something to do with being uptight).


You can get the full story here, or check out another blog's take on the story here.

Invaluable Information for Saving TV


And I have a bone to pick with you America - who the hell is watching Dancing With The Stars? You are ruining television for the rest of us. I have recently found out from the futoncritic.com that tv shows get canceled for 1 of 3 reasons (check out the link for the full analysis).


Futon's analysis gives a run down of all the time slots ratings numbers and reveals that 20.5 MILLION people are watching Dancing With B-List Stars That Nobody Cares About And Doesn't Ever Want To See Again (I'm talking about you Ian Ziering). So when my beloved Pushing Daisies doesn't come up with even 1/3 of the audience, the network decides to cancel the more expensive (and infinitely better show) to run more nights and or re-runs of the inexpensive Dancing With The Has Beens (because talentless hacks come cheap).


By the way, kudos to futoncritic.com for providing lists of stats, tables, and exhaustive analyses for the inner tv geek in all of us. Seriously, check out their "10 things you need to know about the new season" for a full rundown.

Thursday, October 18, 2007

NBC or ABC (CBS isn't even in the running)

The fall television season is upon us and I think there has been enough time to evaluate the new fall shows and make a plea to watch some of my favorites so they don't get cancelled.

To Watch in no particular order:

1) Pushing Daisies (if only to hear the narrator say "muuuurder" over and over against a technicolor background).

2) Ugly Betty (if only to watch Mark and Amanda out razzle dazzle each other).

3) 30 Rock (because I can't get enough of that Liz Lemon - Jack Donaghy magic).

4) Chuck (super-spy geeks. What can I say... I'm in love).

5) Friday Night Lights (and I don't even like high school football or Texas (just kidding Texas, but your ego can take it, I'm sure)).


Please don't let them die ("I believe in fairies" *clap clap* "I believe in faries).


Funny how none of CBS's shows make the list. Funny how CBS has put all their eggs into the Reality Show Basket in lieu of an original idea.

Colorado or Cleveland?




These are the hard choices. Both are underdogs (relatively speaking). One has Grady Sizemore, one has an entire infield of some of the most graceful/kickass players in baseball. I know, I know it's premature to assume Cleveland is going to the series, but c'mon, the Red Sox pitching staff couldn't carry them through the Congressional softball leagues at this point, let alone the playoffs (no offense Beckett).




An aside...Is it self-respecting to crush on a player from afar after you find out that he has a groupie fan base that calls themselves "Grady's Ladies"?...

A further note from the major leagues: MLB gameday webcast is much better than ESPNs. Why am I so interested in baseball? Distraction. Up to 5 hr and 14 minutes of study distraction in some cases. There's only one October and there's only one NCLEX.